Neon City by Mark Zirbel

Peora Opop the alien has a price on his head. People against red heads, Mr. X, and a woman who goes by many names, are all out to get Peora. Luckily, he has a mind control device and can create his own worlds. By invitation only, you can enter his protected dome in Iowa and relive all the 80’s movies you could possibly imagine. “Gag me with a spoon!”

     Is Peora really Belphegor, the feces monster from Shithole USA, trying to take over the world? Are redheads really alien love children? Was Tom Cruise a member of the Brat Pack?

     This was a highly entertaining read. It is part bizarro, part thriller, and a little bit extreme horror in the end. I give it a Shlorpian ten out of ten.