Attack of the Peen-Eating Pumpkins by Asher Dark

What starts out as a story about a young lesbian who doesn’t feel like she fits in, becomes a tale of apocalyptic proportions about body parts and Halloween decorations that are possessed by demons. She manages to cross over into hell and open a portal that turns her “tiddies” into hungry demons and pumpkins into peen chomping murderers.

This was a short but very fun read. I love stories that twist reality so much that the gore becomes amusing. And there is a fleshed-out plot with an ending that was a bit of a cool cliff hanger. But one of my favorite parts was the author’s disclaimer that they are not religious, and they don’t believe in the views in the book. Literary device. That’s what that’s called. And it’s real, people. Check this story out.